Event Scenario/Full Cream Zen Chichi-no-Gami
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 Tokachi |
"C'mooon, Hols-tan~? Don't be afraid, don't be afraaaid~. There's nothing to be afraid of, so calm dooown~?" | |
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 Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmoooo~!" | |
| Tokachi |
"Yes yes don't paniiic~. The number one dairy cow in Happi Farm doesn't snort like that." | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmooh! Nmooh!" | |
| Tokachi |
"Ummh~, how troubling. Hols-tan really doesn't quiet down at all~" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nnn... Moo!" | |
| Tokachi |
"NGAAH!? If you pull that hard, the rope will detach. Stop please. You're carrying precious amazake..." | |
 Paddington |
"That's right, Miss Tokachi! The Tokuno Miruku Amazake from Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan is essential to this annual big event! Please do something to fix the situation!" | |
| Paddington |
"I haven't received my Tokuno Miruku Amazake yet!" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"NMOO OO OO OO OO--H!" | |
 Shimoamazu |
""What's going on here? What exactly is the current situation?"" | |
 Amanohashidate |
"Ahaha~! Ahahahaha~! Tokachi-chan is playing sumo with Cow-san~!" | |
| When we got to the entrance of the temple, we discovered Tokachi wrestling with a rampaging dairy cow. The large cow pulling a cart filled with Tokuno Miruku Amazake was snorting and stopming the ground with all its might. | ||
| Amanohashidate |
"Hey, hey, is this another New Year's event? If the cows can be made quiet, Tokachi wins~?" | |
| Conductor |
This is a very physical event. It's a happening no matter how we look at it. Tokachi's response is no longer 'calm it' but 'restrain it'. | |
| Conductor |
However, how much more stronger can Tokachi be? I've often heard that Nishikese girls have immense strength, but I've never heard that they can restrain an excited cow with just their arm strength. | |
| Tokachi |
"Amanohashidate, you've come to the right place. I'd like you to, to calm her down a bit..." | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Mhm, got! Weave it to me, weave it to me~♪" | |
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| Amanohashidate |
"Hols-tan-chan, be nice~ pwease♪!" | |
| Following Tokachi's request for assistance, Amanohashidate challenged the dairy cow called Hols-tan to a head-to-head tussle. Oi, girls, you're all in an excessive power play... | ||
| Shimoamazu |
"We don't rely on power, we use our determination. That's the Nishiki girls' style." | |
| They're relying on power to the max. There's more to it than that. Where's the well-known sorcery? | ||
| Shimoamazu |
"It's okay. Look here. The cow is quiet now." | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmoh! Nmoh...!" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmooo♪" | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Ehehe~♪ Good girl, good girl~♪ Thanks for serving us tasty ochi-chi~♪" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Moo~♪" | |
| Tokachi |
"Amazing. She's never met you before, but she's already taken a liking to you~" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Amano is good at making friends with animals. She doesn't play with wild bears in Mt. Ooe for no reason." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Also, the first tackle she made was quite effective. Cow-san didn't expect to be hit so hard on her first move." | |
| Tokachi |
"Thank you so much for saving mee~ She was so excited all the time that I couldn't get a hold of her. I wonder if there are wild dogs in the forest?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"About that, Tokachi." | |
| Tokachi |
"Hmmm~?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"I was worried, so I decided to go with Conductor to see what was going on in the forest. You said 'maybe it's just my imagination', but there must be a reason for the animals to suddenly start making noise." | |
| Tokachi |
"But, I haven't felt anything since theen~?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"If it's just your imagination, that's fine. As long as we can confirm that there is no problem." | |
| ??? |
"...... I am Chichigami. Goddess of whole milk and breasts, who brings happiness to the land and breasts." | |
| Chichigami? |
"Overcome your trials. Then your milk will be abundant. It is not enough as it is now." | |
| Chichigami? |
"The way forward... is from your own breasts." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"What, is that voice now..." | |
| Tokachi |
"It was the voice of a veeery~ mysterious god I think." | |
| Paddington |
"Too suspicious! Chichigami-sama is supposed to be a female deity!" | |
| Paddington |
"Also, Chichigami? Those are not gospel that's been passed down in this temple! What the Hell!? If you think it's all about tits, you're absolutely mistaken!" | |
| Tokachi |
"Oya oya, Paddington is unusually angryy~?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"No one said it's all about tits, but I guess that's what Paddington heard." | |
| Paddington |
"Because he just said 'not enough'!? That means breasts, doesn't it!?" | |
| Paddington |
"Shimoamazu, aren't you frustrated too!? As a fellow member of the Itty Bitty Titty Commitee, let's have the owner of that voice know how attractive we are!" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"And, that's what Paddington said..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"First of all we should think it's a trap. Things that pretend to be gods and deceive people are not uncommon in Nishiki. Perhaps it was the owner of that voice that Tokachi sensed." | |
| Tokachi |
"God's... test. What exactly is he trying to test us with?" | |
| Paddington |
"If it's a test of breast size, then it's going to be a pretty tough fight between me and Shimoamazu..." | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Bushmoo... Bushmooooo!" | |
| Amanohashidate |
"A-re? A-rere~? Hols-tan, what's wrong?" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmoh!" | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Eh? Is someone calling for you, Hols-tan?" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmo..." | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"N'MOO OO OO OO OO OO--H!" | |
| Hols-tan had been calm and friendly towards Amanohashidate until a few moments ago. However, in response to the mysterious voice, it became agitated again, broke through the fence and ran at breakneck speed. | ||
| --It was still pulling the cart filled with Tokuno Miruku Amazake. | ||
| Tokachi |
"No, no way..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"This is a big problem." | |
| Amanohashidate |
"A-ha-ha! Horus-tan went to sell amazake on the street~♪" | |
| Tokachi |
"D-Don't take money from them. That's not something I sell, it's something I give away..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Tokachi, calm down a little. That's not the problem." | |
| Paddington |
"That's right! It's not about the money! And if it's money problems, I could solve most of it if I really wanted to! The important thing is that Hols-tan has escaped..." | |
| Paddington |
"And that that cart is loaded with a large amount of that extra thick milk amazake! We must definitely do something about it!" | |
| Tokachi |
"It's fixed with metal fittings, so it can't come off easily. It's amazing that she can run so fast with that thing pulled." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"You can't be so carefree. Isn't it the forest where the direction Hols-tan ran into?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Also, I'm also a little concerned about what Amano said. Amano, Hols-tan said earlier that she was 'calling herself', right?" | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Mhm♪ She probably said something like that~♪" | |
| Tokachi |
"Amanohashidate can understand what animals are saying?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Strictly speaking, she read their thoughts, not their words. I can't verify this, so I don't know how much of it is true, but it's an ability to be easily fooled around with. Maybe it's because she spent a lot of time playing with the animals in Mt. Ooe." | |
| Tokachi |
"So, I wonder if Hols-tan was called by the owner of the voice that just spoke?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"I don't know if she was called or not, but she definitely sensed something." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Well, whether the owner of that voice was really a god or not, we can't just leave Hols-tan like that." | |
| Paddington |
"That's right! Let's use the full might of the SSS to recover Hols-tan and Tokuno Miruku Amazake! We'll begin the pursuit right away!" | |
| Paddington |
"We won't let it get away!" | |