Event Scenario/Risky Abduction
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 Paddington |
"Anyway, we've got Hols-tan back safe and sound, and we've got enough of the Tokuno Miruku Amazake, so all we have to do now is to go back the way we came." | |
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 Tokachi |
"Hols-tan, I'll wipe your body when we get back~" | |
 Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmooo~♪" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Moo, moo, moooo~♪" | |
| Tokachi |
"Ah, a-re-re? Hols-tan, aren't you walking strangely fast?" | |
 Shimoamazu |
"It's definitely fast. Or rather, isn't its movement unnatural? It look like it's walking slowly, but it's walking as fast as we can run." | |
| Tokachi |
"Hey, Hols-tan~? Let's go a little slower. There's no need to be in such a hurry..." | |
| Tokachi |
"Hmm?" | |
| Tokachi |
"Hmm~?" | |
| Tokachi |
"...... Hey, Hols-tan, aren't you a bit floaty from us?" | |
| Paddington |
"I don't think so. It's true that we are of different species, but I think it mingles with us well. It looks a bit like Tokachi too." | |
| Tokachi |
"No, no. That's not what I meant..." | |
| Tokachi |
"It's more like, well... literally." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"It's floating!" | |
| Paddington |
"It's floating!" | |
| Tokachi |
"It's floating!" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"Nmooo, nmoo~!" | |
| What a surprise. Suddenly Hols-tan walked faster than us and floated straight up. | ||
| Hols-tan smoothly ascended to the top of the tree, and then a bright light enveloped the area. | ||
| Wait, this presence is... | ||
 Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"SpOiL... ME, sPoiL me... PlEaSE." | |
| The Spoiled General returned. Earlier it was on the ground, but now its floating in the air. It is very difficult to engage it in combat, as it has held Hols-tan captive. | ||
| Shimoamazu |
"That's the hentai boob robot from earlier. I thought we had smashed it into bits..." | |
| Tokachi |
"It's back to normaal~ When did it come back?" | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"staY by My SIde the whoLE TImE. Drink FrOm bOObs, aND slEEP..." | |
| Tokachi |
"Isn't there something slightly different in its tone?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Yeah. And by the way, its intelligence levels have dropped." | |
 Amanohashidate |
"But but, it looks stronger than before." | |
| Tokachi |
"What should we do? We can't attack it from that high uup~" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"It's true, we can't fight it like this, let's get Hols-tan down to earth and then knock it down." | |
| Tokachi |
"That's easy to say, but how are we going to do that~?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"We'll use Ooe-style surface-to-air tactics. It's a major art that I rarely do, but it's the only way to save Hols-tan." | |
| Tokachi |
"Surface-to-air tactics? Does Mt. Ooe have such tactics?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Yeah, nothing is impossible for the Ooe Big Four. If we want to be serious, we can manage almost anything." | |
| Tokachi |
"How?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"I'll use that." | |
| Shimoamazu pointed to the amazake cart that Amanohashidate's pulling instead of Hols-tan. | ||
| Tokachi |
"That's a cart though..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Please use that cart to fly me up to the top." | |
| Tokachi |
"I'm going to ask you one more time just to be sure... How?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"If Amano and Tokachi jump on the cart at the same time, it will work. It's like seesaw physics." | |
| Conductor |
That's a pretty funny gag from you, Shimoamazu. | |
| Shimoamazu |
"It's not a gag. I'm serious." | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Yay~! Ama-chan, really loves seesaws!" | |
| Tokachi |
"Sure, I think we can send Shimoamazu flying up if we jumped on it as hard as I could, but I wonder if it would really make you fly off like that..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Don't worry. Trust me." | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"wHaT aRe You dOINg, whISPeriNG? I want... wOMEn, SPoIL Me." | |
| Tokachi |
"If we're too slow, they'll take Hols-tan! Amanohashidate, get on top of that tree over there. we'll jump down together and send Shimoamazu flying." | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Okay, okay~♪" | |
| Tokachi |
"Shimoamazu too, are you ready?" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Of course. Fly me to the moon." | |
| Tokachi |
"Then let's go." | |
| Tokachi |
"ONE, TWO!" | |
| Tokachi and Amanohashidate jumped from the top of the trees as hard as they could onto the cart on which Shimoamazu was riding. They jumped down onto the pull of the cart at about the same time. On the other side, was Shimoamazu at the end of the cart... | ||
| --Flying amusingly well. | ||
| Shimoamazu |
"Ooe-style ground-to-air technique! Lolihawk Missile!" | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"GWAAAAH!" | |
| Shimoamazu |
"Amano, Tokachi, catch Hols-tan!" | |
| Tokachi |
"On it!" | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Gonna carry it like a princess~!" | |
| Happi Dairy Cow Hols-tan |
"NMoooo♪" | |
| What is this scene? What exactly is going on? Shimoamazu shot up into the sky like a bullet, hitting Spoiled General in the air. And then, the two of them simply caught a dairy cow that fell to the ground...? | ||
| Nishikese girls are on another level... | ||
| Tokachi |
"It-it's heavy..." | |
| Amanohashidate |
"Really? Ama-chan can carry it alone though~?" | |
| Tokachi |
"We discussed calmly, but if I think about it again, this is such a reckless strategy... If Amanohashidate hadn't been there, I would have missed catching her." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"The details don't matter, Hols-tan is safe. And as you can see, that pervert boob robot fell face-first to the ground." | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"Th, ThaT'S aBSuRD..." | |
| Shimoamazu |
"It looks like it's become quite resilient because of the extra effort we put onto it. Even its dismembered body has been perfectly restored, and this thing will return again and again if we don't seriously get rid of it." | |
| Tokachi |
"Yeah, that's right. We have to stop being naive." | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"SINcE IT tuRnEd Like thIS..." | |
| Nu-Spoiled Shogun |
"bRInG IT ON!" | |