Event Scenario/Increasing Demands
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| A man claiming to be Great Sage Lord Chococlay appears out of the blue and lies that he knows how to restore Shanghai. | ||
| But the key cure, he says, is to give the man handmade chocolate. | ||
 Shanghai |
"How about it, uncle, have you learnt your lesson a little?" | |
|---|---|---|
 Great Sage Chococlay |
"So mean, I didn't even hit anyone at all..." | |
| Shanghai |
"I'm in serious trouble, and yet you tell me that if I give you chocolate I'll be cured." | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"It's true, re... Damn it!" | |
| Shanghai |
"Ah, don't run away!" | |
 Tianjin |
"Let's go after him!" | |
 Beijing |
"Wait, don't chase him. We are not familiar with this archive. We should avoid going after him too far, as it could make the situation worse." | |
 Austerlitz |
"Looks pretty busy. What's going on?" | |
| Beijing |
"You've come at the right time, Austerlitz, because just now a suspicious man had turned up and calls himself the Great Sage." | |
| Shanghai |
"This uncle advised me that if I gave him some handmade chocolate, he would cure my symptoms." | |
| Shanghai |
"But I thought to myself, this must be a lie. Because we both knew this is Austerlitz's library!" | |
| Austerlitz |
"But this isn't my library though?" | |
| Shanghai |
"Eh?" | |
| Austerlitz |
"I have only recently discovered this archive and have been exploring it for new knowledge." | |
| Austerlitz |
"You know, sometimes you find rare erotica in second-hand bookshops. I came here with the intention of searching for such treasures." | |
| Shanghai |
"But I thought Beijing told me that 'the archives are like Austerlitz's garden'." | |
| Beijing |
"...No, no I didn't, Shanghai, I did not say 'the archives are like Austerlitz's garden'. I said, 'The archives are like a garden to you, wise sage.'." | |
| Shanghai |
"Aaah, that's what you meant!?" | |
| Tianjin |
"Please wait, please explain it so I can understand what's going on!" | |
| Beijing |
"Austerlitz heard 'the archives are like the garden of a wise sage', and thought we were talking about an image of a wise sage, isn't that right?" | |
| Austerlitz |
"Mademoiselle Beijing is right." | |
| Tianjin |
"I-I see..." | |
| Beijing |
"I didn't say 'this archive' from the very beginning, so the conversation proceeded without mutual understanding. This is my mistake. My apologies, everyone." | |
| Tianjin |
"Don't apologise, bo-shi. If bo-shi didn't understand something, I wouldn't have understood it anyway." | |
| Shanghai |
"But if that's the case, that means the owner of this archive is still that uncle...?" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"Huhaha, did you call the owner of the archive?" | |
| Shanghai |
"Ugh, there you are. Uncle, did you hear what I just said?" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"This Great Sage Lord Chococlay, of course has heard what you just said." | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"So, towards the 'only one who can cure your condition', do you have anything to say to this Great Sage Lord Chococlay?" | |
| Shanghai |
"Ah, I'm sorry for calling you a suspicious uncle and shunned you away, I'm sorry..." | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"That was painful. But as I have an open heart, I will forgive you. Let me help you with your symptoms." | |
| Beijing |
"Wait, when you say you'll cure Shanghai's symptoms, you don't really mean 'give you handmade chocolates' as you said earlier, do you?" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"Exactly. But this time I demand handmade chocolate from everyone here, not just the girl with the symptoms there!" | |
| Shanghai |
"You're asking for more!?" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"It can't be helped, because I'm hurt. So it has to be from all of you. Ah~ It's a problem to get real chocolate from four people~" | |
| Shanghai |
"You're obviously on a roll..." | |
| Beijing |
"Oi Great Sage. Why would giving you chocolate cure Shanghai's symptoms?" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"It fills me up! ......I mean you don't have to understand. The wisdom of the Great Sage is incomprehensible to ordinary people." | |
| Beijing |
"......What did you say?" | |
| Beijing |
"Hmph, this is the first time I've received such an evaluation. It's kind of amusing--" | |
| Tianjin |
"HWACHAAAAH!!!!" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"BHWEEH!?" | |
| Tianjin |
"I will not allow you to insult bo-shi!" | |
| Tianjin |
"Bo-shi, I know that bo-shi you are the most amazing person in the world! So you shouldn't be affected by this kind of rhetoric!" | |
| Beijing |
"......Thank you Tianjin, but I was going to undergo a big decision from there, so let me land the coup-de-grace next time if I may." | |
| Tianjin |
"Ugh, sorry bo-shi." | |
| Beijing |
"Eh, there's nothing to apologise for." | |
| Beijing |
"Now then, Shanghai, I don't think the way to fix you is the way the Great Sage says, but how about we just pummel him again and find out?" | |
| Shanghai |
"Hear hear! I agree with Beijing's idea!" | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"Eh? I'm not getting chocolate from everyone? Th-, then, just the beastkin maiden over there can give me some chocolate--" | |
| Austerlitz |
"Mademoiselle Tianjin's absolute trust and dearness, who gets angry before Mademoiselle Beijing herself... Pant, pant, various lewd delusions are squirting on this Litz..." | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"I-I'll pr-pretend I didn't hear that..." | |
| Beijing |
"Now, let's see how the Great Sage would escape this brilliantly from here." | |
| Great Sage Chococlay |
"I-I won't accept that you can't give me chocolate!" | |