Event Scenario/The Big Joy Cannon of Mt. Taiho
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 Yoshino |
"Pon♪ Pire Para Para Pon♪" | |
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 Izumo no Hakuto |
"Pon♪ Pure Para Piru Pon♪" | |
 Paddington |
"Conductor, Akemashite..." | |
| Three of Them |
"Omedetou gozaimasu~!" | |
| Conductor |
Kinga Shinnen. Happy New Year. I hope you will do your best this year as a member of the SSS. I will also do my best as the captain of the SSS and as everyone's Conductor. | |
| Conductor |
However, working too hard is bad for your health. Rest and play in moderation. | |
| Paddington |
"Yes! Leave everything about that to me! I'll be full steam ahead this New Year's Day!" | |
| Paddington |
"A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" | |
| Yoshino |
"By the way Paddington is a bit drunk." | |
| Paddington |
"It's good to be a little drunk sometimes! New year's early on high tensions! That Nishikese sake, Quick Feet Hare In Heat I drank earlier is kickin' in! Yoshino, music start!" | |
| Yoshino |
"Haai, it's no fabricannon to say that Yoshino has come just for this." Original: キャノン (cannon). |
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| Izumo no Hakuto |
"It's not 'fabricannon', it's 'fabrication'." Correction: 過言 (kagon, meaning exaggeration). |
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| Yoshino |
"Maa, maa, Izumo no Hakuto-sensei. Let's wash the details away with sake and sing a song together with Yoshino." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Hey, that thing you did last time? Izu-Izu, can't do something that difficult~." | |
| Yoshino |
What do you mean? Izumo no Hakuto is a cram school sensei, right? After all, you can cover it with your jinsei keiken." | |
| Yoshino |
"Well then, Retsu Shingu A Songu!" | |
| Paddington |
"That's right! Yoshino-san's annual New Year's song is about to start~!" | |
| Yoshino |
"Osechi♪ Osechi♪ Osechicken♪" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Osechi♪ Osechi♪ Osechin......" | |
| Yoshino |
"Sei sei sei. Censor that. Cut that one. It sounds awful." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Hue~? Why? Izu-Izu, wasn't trying to say anything bad~ (cry)" | |
| Yoshino |
"Then let's ask you, what were you going to say?" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"'Chinkou' (sedimentation)." (Original: 沈降) |
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| Yoshino |
"Chinkou?" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Yes. Was that difficult for you?" | |
| Yoshino |
"Don't really understand that." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Yoshino-chan, is it still too difficult for you? Would 'chinka' (subsidience) be more preferable...?" (Original: 沈下) |
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| Yoshino |
"What amazing goiryoku. This is what an adult is capable of?" | |
| Paddington |
"That's right! Izumo no Hakuto is sneaky! It's outrageous to use the charms of an adult against us petite girls, the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"I'm not really an adult, okay? I'm a cute girl just like everyone else." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"I just lived a little bit longer than everyone else..." | |
| Paddington |
"Knowledgeable and big tits and cute, that's unfair on top of it all! What's with the pink hair? That's just too cute!" | |
| Paddington |
"Ah, I have pink hair too~ Ehe, eheheh, kheh." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"......" | |
| Yoshino |
"......" | |
| Conductor |
...Can someone do something about this drunk? | |
| Paddington |
"Roger that sir! I'll take care of everything!" | |
| Conductor |
......Do whatever you want now. | |
| Paddington |
"Thank you! Because going all out on my off-days is my motto after all!" | |
| Paddington |
"Let's all stretch our wings for New Year's Day. We're going full speed ahead, so fast that we're flying to the moon! Let's also have a lot of fun at the events that are coming up♪" | |
| Yoshino |
"Events?" | |
| Paddington |
"Yes! Here at the Daichinhou Shrine, there is a wonderful event to pray for a good year and..." | |
| Yoshino |
"Sei sei sei, Paddington, sei." | |
| Paddington |
"Yes? What is it, Yoshino?" | |
| Yoshino |
"Did you just say something a bit weird just now?" "Daichinhou" (big precious cannon) is a pun on "Daichinpo" (big meatshaft) |
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| Paddington |
"Weird?" | |
| Paddington |
"........." | |
| Paddington |
"No, I didn't." | |
| Yoshino |
"Really? You swear on your onee-chan?" | |
| Paddington |
"I really didn't say anything weird. I was just explaining the strange festival at the Daichinhou Shrine." | |
| Yoshino |
"Isn't the mountain here called Mt. Taiho?" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"The shrine on Mt. Taiho is called 'Daichinhou Shrine'. Yoshino-chan, didn't you see the ancient cannon in the precincts?" | |
| Yoshino |
"Saw it, but... Compared to the cannons Yoshino knows, the shape was a bit different." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Well, as it was made a long time ago, I guess there are some differences from modern weapons." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Paddington-chan, what kind of event is this event?" | |
| Paddington |
"It's an event starring cute hares! It is said that the winner of this event will receive various benefits." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Cute bunny..." | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Wait, is that meeee~!?" | |
| Paddington |
"Absolutely! Izumo no Hakuto's the star of the event! The entries has been completed, so please join us! There is no doubt that many worshipers will worship Izumo no Hakuto!" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"A lot of people will be worshipping... Izu-Izu is going to be like Futa-chan?" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"......" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Kyah! That's no good! Lovely~ Carrot Pure Pure Dreeeam~!" | |
| Paddington |
"That's the spirit! Izumo no Hakuto is still going strong! Let's create a new legend at Daichinhou Shrine!" | |
| Izumo no Hakuto |
"Who's the legendary bunny? Izu-Izu deeesu~♪ Clever, cute, pyon pyon pyon♪" | |
| Yoshino |
"Eh, about that, is this year's New Year's Day going to have hares fire their daichinhous as the event? Kinda feels like that." | |
| Yoshino |
"That's all, this is Yoshino, signing-out." | |