Event Scenario/Holy Night's Delivery Merchant
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| Flying through the blizzard in a mysterious flying snowmobile. | ||
 Shibuya |
"Hyahaaaaa! Shibuya-san is the strongest and the fastest today too☆" | |
|---|---|---|
 Udon Thani |
"Hyahaha~! Des nano~♪" | |
| While being slightly taken back by the two of them who seem to be having so much fun, I cling desperately to the body of the snowmobile so that I don't get shaken off. Usually I'm in the role of carrying everyone on the train, so this position is a bit new to me. | ||
| Shibuya |
"Be careful not to fall off, Goshujin! When it's snowing like this, it's hard to find and catch ya on the way down!" | |
| Udon Thani |
"That's right, be careful or you'll be in trouble~? If you fall from here, you'll be flat no~?" | |
| Conductor |
Why is this snowmobile flying in the first place...? Doesn't it go against the laws of physics? | |
| Shibuya |
"Ehehe~, isn't it Santa-like?♪" | |
| Conductor |
That's true, but. I'm afraid I don't understand the logic. | |
| Udon Thani |
"Hmmm. To put it simply, this snowmobile is fly with my buoyancy~" | |
| Shibuya |
"Udon-chan, your whole body radiates buoyancy magic. That's why you float around and can't even dive underwater." | |
| Udon Thani |
"Yes~. I'm in the swim club, but I can't even dive." | |
| Udon Thani |
"And there's more. Recently, I've been practice with the swim team and train with the SSS, and it seems that my buoyancy is get stronger." | |
| Udon Thani |
"If I really get my buoyancy up~, hey hey♪ Throw a lot of heavy containers on the snowmobile is just a piece of cake!" | |
| Shibuya |
"We're making use of Udon-chan's special ability(?) to create a completely new kind of flying delivery business! In our company!" | |
| Shibuya |
"There's so much snow on the ground that even ordinary horse-drawn carriages can't move, and it's difficult to transport supplies, which are in short supply all over the world, unless we do this." | |
| "I see. Flying delivery companies... Once this kind of thing becomes commonplace, even the Mist Train will be obsolete." | ||
| Shibuya |
"Doubtful it'll become common, will it? This is a method that relies completely on Udon-chan's special abilities, you know?" | |
| Shibuya |
"Udon-chan, from what's heard, is an ancient person who time-traveled ahead in time from long ago, right? It's rare to find such a person anywhere else, isn't it?" | |
| Udon Thani |
"Yes~. Unfortunately, I have never met anyone in my position~" | |
| Udon Thani |
"I don't remember much about the time I was there originally... I'd like someone who knows what they're talk about to tell I about the past." | |
| Udon Thani |
"I don't even know where I was born and raised, a pity." | |
| Shibuya |
"That must be difficult too~ Not only are there no other ancient people, but there seems to be very little ancient knowledge left behind." | |
| Shibuya |
"Even when 3000 years old Chitose obaa-san was asked this question, she said that the things from that time period are 'long ago' for her too." | |
| Conductor |
"Super-ancient times, far before 3000 years? For us, it was a time of unidentified ruins, railway tracks and the like." | |
| Shibuya |
"What are the railway tracks for, anyway? Thanks to them, trains can run, which is a great help to us as the SSS, right?" | |
| Conductor |
I don't know how to respond to your 'What'. That's one of the biggest mysteries in the world that even I can't answer. | |
| Udon Thani |
"Ummm... I wish I could have remember things like when the railway line was built and all that." | |
| Shibuya |
"It's no use asking for something ya don't have! Ya have to do the best ya can with what ya can get your hands on." | |
 Oshiage |
"AHA! Don'cha think you're barking up the wrong tree!?" | |
| Shibuya |
"WAGYAH!?" | |
| Suddenly, a new member of the Special Steel Squad, 'Shitamachi no Dai Oyabun', Oshiage appeared from the depths of the blizzard, surprising us. The snowmobile came to a sudden halt, and Shibuya asked frothily on her purpose. | ||
| Shibuya |
"O-O-Oshiage anego! Wh-Wha-Why are ya floating in the air!?" | |
| Shibuya |
"Thought we were going to crash...! Didn't expect you to fly in the sky, anego's rockin' as always!" | |
| Oshiage |
"I'm the one who should be saying 'ya rock'. Why are ya flying around so high up in the sky like a bird or a winged insect?" | |
| Oshiage |
"I thought ya'll are flying monsters that's gonna attack me, I was so chilled." | |
| Udon Thani |
"Uhuhu, not a monster ya~? It's Santa~, here here♪" | |
| Oshiage's expressions softened, then got curious watching as Udon Thani was showing off her cute outfit. | ||
| Oshiage |
"What're ya, this kiddo? Friend of yers, Shibuya-chan?" | |
| Shibuya |
"Osu! This is part-timer friend Udon-chan!" | |
| Oshiage |
"Heeh, that's quite a tasty name♪ Good good, wanna eat some kaminari-okoshi?" | |
| Udon Thani |
"I'll have some~! I get hungry when I'm float! Munch munch♪" | |
| Shibuya |
"Anego~, please don't feed part-timer friend, okay?" | |
| Udon Thani |
"Anego？[Shibuya] anego's anego, meaning super anego?" | |
| Oshiage |
"Ah, I'm a steeplejack from downtown, Oshiage at'cha service. While in the SSS, I'm ya junior methinks." | |
| Udon Thani |
"You're my junior? Wow, I'm finally the senior I've always want to be...☆" | |
| Oshiage |
"Aha! Whaat~ an innocent and cute girl 'ere♪" | |
| Shibuya |
"Isn't that right? She's very popular as our company's mascot character these days! We're planning to make her into merchandise too! The first one is a 'Talking Udon-chan Alarm Clock'!" | |
| Udon Thani |
"Udooon~, Udooon~! I'll let you know when it's six in the morning~!" | |
| Oshiage |
"Ahaha, like the saying of the samurai that pretends he has eaten well when he has no food, Shibuya-chan's family's rich and noble yet doing a business like that huh." | |
| Shibuya |
"Well... Normally just being a reeegular delivery person, but now is the time of year for that, so dressed up as Santa." | |
| Shibuya |
"This kind of thing is called cosplay, isn't it?" | |
| Oshiage |
"That's whacha learned from Akibo, innit? ...Thanks fer being good friends with that girl, Shibuya-chan♪" | |
| Shibuya |
"It's my pleasure too! Shibuya-chan very happy to be friends with Akiba-chan! She's also been very helpful in teaching all about cosplay and how to have fun at work!" | |
| Oshiage |
"Oya. Ya look like yer having fun, but yer not too keen on yer job." | |
| Shibuya |
"Enjoying it now~, but at first it wasn't very motivating." | |
| Shibuya |
"Honestly, Shibuya-san didn't want to work at all, she had run away from home half of the time and was doing whatever she wanted, so she should at least help out in the family business to show filial piety~ That's what Otou-san said." | |
| Oshiage |
"Hmm, ya have a lot of things going on beneath your easy-going face, aren'cha? But it's a blessing that yer parents are still alive, so ya should be filial to them at your best." | |
| Conductor |
Come to think of it, Oshiage, you didn't know who your parents were because you suddenly 'appeared' one day in a state where you had lost your memories before your teenage years. In that respect, your position's a bit similar to Udon Thani's. | |
| Udon Thani |
"I see~? So you are also an ancient...?" | |
| Oshiage |
"I don't think that's funny. I'm just a common street gangsta wandering roun' downtown." | |
| Oshiage |
"--EACHOOO! Argh, stutard! God dammit!" | |
| Oshiage |
"I'm gonna catch a cold if I talk in such cold weather. If ya don't mind, ya can come to my foothold after ye've finished your work." | |
| Oshiage |
"It's because I've something wonderful that makes yer body warm. So, I'd love to have a relaxing chat over tea." | |
| Looking closely, it seems that Osiage, a steeplejack, had dexterously balanced herself on a very high ladder and climbed up to such a high altitude. The fact that she didn't even sway in spite of the blizzard is a true feat of craftsmanship. | ||
| Udon Thani |
"Super anego's feet? What are you stand on? Umm~ umm~, it's hard to see because there's so much blizzard~?" | |
| Shibuya |
"There's still plenty of time left, so if yer're curious, why don't we go and have a look?" | |
| Oshiage |
"Well, I won't force ya. A child's a wind child, an energetic child, flyin' around as one pleases♪" | |
| After saying this, Oshiage easily climbed down the ladder. She is the very essence of the free wind. | ||