Event Scenario/Not Even a Dog Would Eat This Story
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| After that - We sheltered the werewolf who requested our aid and we left the front in a great hurry by Train. We did not want to get into a full-scale hostile confrontation with a potential diplomatic partner. | ||
 Asahikawa |
"Maybe that was the right decision. As you've guessed, these guys - werewolves - seem to be the ones we were trying to sell chocolate to." | |
|---|---|---|
 Sentosa |
"W-We're here to spread the culture of Valentine's Day, you know! That's the whole premise!" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Hmmm~? But I wonder if it's okay to sell chocolate to dogs, won't they get poisoned and die if they eat it?" | |
 Werewolf |
'We're not dogs, but wolves!' | |
 Jeran |
"Gaaargh, AND JERAN IS A TIGER DAAAH~! And Sentosa is a lion! Asahikawa is a, uh... bird?" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Sorry but do I know you?" | |
 Khajuraho |
"As I recall, Asahi is a penguin~, A poor bird that can't fly...♪" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Huh? But I'm good at swimming, so what?" | |
| Jeran |
"Amaziiing~! Jeran is not good in the water, so I respect you dah~, my mama was a good swimmer though♪" | |
| Sentosa |
"Jeran's mum is a wild tiger, if Yours Truly recalls correctly?" | |
| Jeran |
"Yes she was dah~! My mama was a strong and powerful tiger dah~!" | |
| Werewolf |
'............' | |
| The werewolf is puzzled by the girls' off-topic chat, so I decided to ask the werewolf about the details of the situation at first hand. | ||
| Sentosa |
"Hmmhmm.... It might be rather rude to call you Mr. Werewolf, may I know your name?" | |
| Werewolf |
'I--' | |
| Jeran |
"Your name should just be Pochy dah~! Because you're a dog!" | |
| Asahikawa |
"I think Pochy is good too. It sounds cute." | |
| Sentosa |
"No, it's not a good idea! You can't name other people without permission! You, if you don't like it, just say so, because these people don't know the difference between what is right and wrong!" | |
| Pochy |
'No, it's fine, just call me Pochy--' | |
| Conductor |
According to Pochy (pseudonym), who seems to be of a pushover nature, there is also a small nation of demihumans in this region. | |
| Sentosa |
"From what I've heard, it sounds like a country with a surprisingly long history. This region is too harsh an environment for normal people, so it seems that they were unknown for a long time." | |
| Asahikawa |
"Everyone is sensitive to the cold. I'm fine though." | |
| Conductor |
Or rather, Asahikawa's hometown is also in this region, so I was hoping that you two might interact with each other. If you could ask him for directions, it would be a great help to our mission. | |
| Asahikawa |
"Impossible. For I never left my hometown." | |
| Sentosa |
"Hmm, I was wondering why this unmotivated and uncooperative girl was called for this mission - That was the intention behind the selection." | |
| Sentosa |
"That aside. This demihuman nation of yours, with werewolves like Mr. Pochy -" | |
| Sentosa |
"Seems to be inhabited by demihumans with sheep heads, the so-called weresheep." | |
| Pochy |
'To be precise, we are biologically of the same species. It's just that men are born looking a lot like wolves and women look a lot like sheep." | |
| Khajuraho |
"So I guess it's like us girls growing bigger chests." | |
| Asahikawa |
"Easy to understand." | |
| Sentosa |
"Khajuraho, you are very vulgar, yet somehow you are smart. Too bad you're so vulgar that you're ruining everything." | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hmhmph, even so, I was a high priestess in my hometown's temple, you know? Do you think a fool who can't study can hold such a position?" | |
| Pochy |
'Well...' | |
| Sentosa |
"Oh, don't mind us, you can keep explaining♪" | |
| While sympathising with Pochy, who seems unable to keep up with the girls' groove, I at least tried to listen sincerely to what he has to say. | ||
| Sentosa |
"Hmm hmm. In that town, recently, there have been some strange things happening--" | |
| Sentosa |
"The relationship between werewolves and weresheep, that is, men and women, have suddenly become very nasty... Now they even built a wall in the middle of the country where men and women lived separately?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Oh no!? That's so cruel! What if you want to make a baby then!?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Ah, but it must be more than enough with the same sex. I think it would be okay if you'll can just export your seeds. I'm sorry, I've found the answer myself." | |
| Conductor |
But the fact is, if men and women stop communicating with each other, the future of the country is bleak. There will be no more offspring, and the inhabitants will soon become extinct. | |
| Khajuraho |
"I see, I guess we now know what we're going to do." | |
| Khajuraho |
"Before we promote the culture of Valentine's Day, let's first promote how good it feels to make babies. Don't worry, my job is to preach that kind of thing." | |
| Sentosa |
"Essentially I should ignore what you say. If the country is in such a state, it might be difficult to spread Valentine's Day normally." | |
| Sentosa |
"It's not good for us either, because we can't accomplish our mission. Giving chocolate to friends and family is fine, but Valentine's Day is a romantic event for men and women." | |
| Asahikawa |
"However, why is that happening? What is the cause?" | |
| Pochy |
'We don't know the cause. It just happened one day out of the blue - that's all I can say.' | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hmm, that's obviously strange." | |
| Jeran |
"When that happens, it's usually because of the Mist dah~! It's always the Phantom Mist that's to blame dah~!" | |
| Conductor |
This is a rather violent opinion, but Jeran has a point. I think we need to go there and find out more about this. | |
| Jeran |
"Yeah! It's the job of the SSS to blow away the Phantom Mist dah~!" | |
| Pochy |
'W-While I certainly would ask you to do that, that's not exactly what I'm asking you to do -' | |
| Pochy |
'Actually, I have a lover to whom I have committed my future.' | |
| Khajuraho |
"Ara, love stories, eh? I like that sort of thing. What's her name? Have you had sex with her yet? Did it feel good?" | |
| Sentosa |
"Please stop sexually harassing him!" | |
| Sentosa |
"But I see what you mean... You must miss your beloved lover when the country is in such a situation." | |
| Pochy |
'Yes. I miss her too, but now in our country, marriages between a man and a woman is banned.' | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hmm, so the two genders are getting really nasty." | |
| Sentosa |
"You mentioned about the wall built in the city to ban contact earlier. Then it must be a dream come true for you to be with the one you love." | |
| Pochy |
'On the contrary, we were almost arrested for the crime of being in love with a man and a woman.' | |
| Asahikawa |
"Woah, now this is crazy." | |
| Pochy |
'Yes. So we fled our country and tried to escape to some distant land. It's what they call eloping.' | |
| Sentosa |
"Ara, how romantic! It's like a love story...♪" | |
| Pochy |
'But on our way out, we were discovered by the countrymen. And after being chased around, my lover was unfortunately captured.' | |
| Sentosa |
"Wow woah, such a tragedy! A love torn apart by fate...♪" | |
| Pochy |
'Yes. I wanted to save my girlfriend too, by fighting the men who captured her--' | |
| Pochy |
'But I couldn't do it, I couldn't fulfil that hope. On the contrary, as you have just seen, I had to run away shamefully...' | |
| Khajuraho |
'Aaah, so that's what that thing was about earlier. I wondered why the same demihumans were fighting each other.' | |
| Khajuraho |
'No, but wait? So the werewolves who captured Pochy's girlfriend - are men?' | |
| Pochy |
'Yes. These days, women seldom come out of their own territory. Although the men do patrol outside teh city and so on, as defence was their duty before the country was divided in two.' | |
| Khajuraho |
"I see... How dreadful..." | |
| Sentosa |
"Yeah! That's the first time we've ever agreed on something, Khajuraho! I can't allow them to tear apart two lovers who love each other, we have to help Pochy's girlfriend as soon as possible!" | |
| Sentosa |
"Graawh! Yours Truly's getting a bit excited! It's like a fairy tale! A captive princess and the brave knight who rescues her...☆" | |
| Khajuraho |
"However, a girl alone and trapped in a place where there are only men, right? I'm pretty sure she's being treated very badly now." | |
| Sentosa |
"Can you be aware that you're lousy at everything you say!? Please think about Pochy's feelings too! Graawh~!" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Chill chill... Calm down. If you two make a fuss, you won't get anything done, it's also noisy." | |
| Conductor |
Asahikawa is right. We've got some idea of what's going on. I'm worried about Pochy's girlfriend, who says she's been held prisoner-- | |
| Conductor |
First of all, we need to get there as soon as possible and investigate the situation in more detail. We need to solve this incident first in order to fulfil our primary objective. | |
| Asahikawa |
"Ehh~... What a pain in the ass~... Why do we have to get involved in such nonsense?" | |
| Jeran |
"Garrrgh! That's the job of the SSS - Asahikawa♪" | |