Event Scenario/The Preacher of Love
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 Asahikawa |
"Huff huff... I'm tired - I don't want to work anymore, that's enough." | |
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| Conductor |
We made our rounds in Sheep City. Most of the folks responded well to the lovely Asahikawa and the penguins she brought with her, and the mood was very welcoming. | |
| Asahikawa |
"Mhm. Now we probably won't be attacked out of the blue." | |
| Conductor |
You did a great job, Asahikawa. Thanks to you, it will be easier to conduct investigations in this city in the future. | |
| Asahikawa |
"It's only on the women's side, though, only in Sheep City." | |
| Conductor |
Even so, it made it much easier to carry out the mission. Good work, Asahikawa. | |
| Asahikawa |
"Fufun, more praise♪" | |
| Asahikawa |
"I did what I had to do, no? I don't have to work anymore, no?" | |
| Conductor |
That's not going to happen. I want you to continue to work hard in cooperation with everyone else. | |
| Asahikawa |
"Eeeeh~... I was going to do everything I had to do and then just laze around." | |
| Conductor |
Why are you so unmotivated? | |
| Asahikawa |
"A queen's job is simply to show her prestige. I don't work until sweat's on my head, it's against my policy." | |
| Saying this, Asahikawa leapt into my chest. She started rubbing against me and asked for pampers. | ||
| Asahikawa |
"Got it? I've worked so hard, I'm not going to move again. Papa should hold me gently and pet me, like how you give headpats to a cute little critter." | |
| Saying this selfishly, Asahikawa really stopped moving. For some reason, Pochy kept on staring at her. | ||
 Pochy |
'.........' | |
| Asahikawa |
"What? You have a problem?" | |
| Pochy |
"No... It's just that masculinity is frowned upon in this part of the city, so you preferably should not to use the word 'Papa'." | |
| Asahikawa |
"Fair enough. But, you know, Papa is Papa." | |
| While Asahikawa and Pochy are having a strange exchange of opinions, everyone else is working energetically. | ||
 Khajuraho |
"Valentine's, it is the most precious ceremony of love in the world!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Love and lovemaking! The liberation of the soul...!" | |
| Khajuraho is addressing the inhabitants of Sheep City with great joy, loudspeaker in her hand, which she retrieved from somewhere, somehow. | ||
| Khajuraho |
"Hey, do you think you're happy just by keeping the hated away? Do you think you're happy with that as long as the unpleasant ones are out of sight?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"No, right? Hey, can you hear me? I'm talking to you there! You, with your somewhat unfulfilled feelings!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hey, I'll fill that void in your heart! I'll show you how to fill that void!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"You may think I'm fooling you, just listen! I'm not asking you to believe me, just listen! Somewhere in your lonely heart, fill them with the words I have spoken!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Someday, when you've forgotten, the moment you put them away, they'll come back to the surface! If it will lighten your heart even a little, what could be more wonderful than that!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hey, I want to fill you up! I want to make you happy!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"The moment you understand my feelings and listen to me - The first lovemaking will take place between you and me! That's the first step to happiness!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Yes, thank you! Thank you for listening to me! I love you...♪" | |
 Jeran |
"...What has Khajuraho been saying for a while now dah~? It's gibberish to Jeran dah~!" | |
 Sentosa |
"Don't take her too seriously, Jeran." | |
| Sentosa |
"I don't know if it's magic or sorcery, but I felt a strange power in Khajuraho's voice. If you are a civilian that lacks defenses, just listening to that speech will take over your head and -" | |
| Sentosa |
"You'll be under Khajuraho's thumb as her slave. It's as if it's charm sorcery. She's not even a sorceress, so why is she able to do that?" | |
| Jeran |
"Khajuraho, seems that she was a very important person in the temple in his hometown dah~. So maybe she can do amazing things with that religion power lookalike." | |
| Sentosa |
"Religion power... Well, it seems like 'that kind of thing' is her job. She's a preacher who goes around giving speeches in different places to increase her followers." | |
| Conductor |
Yes, she is. She is a professional in that field. Our original mission to spread the culture of Valentine's Day in this region - Khajuraho, the preacher of love can accomplish this if we leave it to her. | |
| Sentosa |
"Grrr... She's a shameless pervert who sexually harasses people all the time, yet she's more useful than Your Truly." | |
| Jeran |
"Ahaha! That's true, Sentosa is just making a lot of noise at the moment dah~♪" | |
| Sentosa |
"You're not being very helpful either, Miss Jeran!?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Hold it, hold it, don't make me work all the time, please?" | |
| Asahikawa |
"I did work though?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Yes. Thanks to the celebrity Asahi's backing, my speeches are getting through. You're useful~, good, good♪" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Don't touch me. I did say headpats are fine, but no touching butts." | |
| Khajuraho |
"It's fine, I'll caress your head then. With my technique, I can make any of your zones erogenous...♪" | |
| Asahikawa |
"Stay away from me." | |
| Asahikawa hid behind my clothing, Khajuraho regretfully looked at her with a smile, then changed her attention to the other two. | ||
| Khajuraho |
"Heheh. If you want to be more useful than that, I have a job for you girls." | |
| Jeran |
"For Jeran and her? What is it what is it? Jeran is useful dah~ Tigers are useful and the strongest dah~!" | |
| Sentosa |
"Yours Truly is far more useful! Lions are the strongest!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Ahaha. Well then, will you help as my assistants?" | |
| Jeran |
"Khajuraho's?" | |
| Khajuraho |
"Yes. As you can see, I've been giving a speech for a while now-" | |
| Khajuraho |
"I want to put a bit more act into it, because people get bored if I just put a bunch of words together. I'm hoping you girls can help me with that♪" | |
| Sentosa |
"Act? What do you mean? What do Yours Truly and her have to do?" | |
| Jeran |
"Gaarrgh, Jeran doesn't really know anything else aside from destroying things dah~!" | |
| Khajuraho |
"It's fine. Anyone can do it, it's easy." | |
| Khajuraho smiled glossily, stating as if it's a matter of fact. | ||
| Khajuraho |
"- You two, hug and kiss each other right now." | |