Event Scenario/Suspicious Chocolate
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 Columbia |
"Hmhmm. Now you understand, that I am a key figure in the SSS top brass, and Mr. Conductor's destined companion, and I'm higher up than any of you - I don't have much free time either, so let's start our meeting to resolve this incident." | |
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 Blanche |
"I'd like to ramble on about a lot of things, but I'll try to follow the room. I'm also curious about what's going on about the strange events that happened on the ground earlier." | |
| Blanche |
"It looks like the chocolates are turning into monsters... What was that about? Can you just explain what we know now, like the circumstances and stuff?" | |
| Columbia |
"Of course. You have a right to know, because you ladies are my chosen Valentine's Day Task Force." | |
 Part-Dieu |
"Nnngh~ Can you not just put me in some strange unit without my permission? Earlier it was an emergency so I had no choice but to go along with it. I honestly don't give a damn if the chocolates turns into monsters or what happens to it." | |
| Columbia |
"Why're you so unmotivated? That's not good. It's true that commoners like you are not even close to my footsteps, even if you try so hard till death. Still, you're not worth existing in 'my world' if you don't at least try your hardest." | |
| Part-Dieu |
"The hell is with you being so all-high and mighty...? I don't care if you're top brass of the SSS or whatever, but to me you're just plain stuck-up brat, oui?" | |
| Columbia |
"Hmhmm, I tend to ignore insults that doesn't even quality as criticism. I'm self aware that I'm a mighty woman - In fact, I'm such a mighty woman, I can't help it." | |
| Columbia |
"Moving on. To put it simply - there's a 'strange chocolate' circulating around the academy's region at present. It's not sold in normal shops, and we don't even know how it's being distributed." | |
| Columbia |
"It is said that people who eat the chocolate fall in love with the person closest to them. In short, it's a love potion - It's also said to cause severe arousal, like an aphrodisiac." | |
| Part-Dieu |
"Utter nonsense... Those love potions and aphrodisiacs you mentioned rarely ever work." | |
| Part-Dieu |
"Most of the time it's just a placebo. Branded as love potions, where the price's jacked up to make a lot of money - A staple item for shitty scams and the vice business." | |
 Carthage |
"So it seems, Part-Dieu is surely very knowledgeable about crime and such. As for me, I've never even heard of this word called 'aphrodisiac' before." | |
| Part-Dieu |
"Well yeah, yer lot doesn't even have enough brains back home to pull off a scam - Yer from a warrior nation of brain-dead, muscular savages after all." | |
| Carthage |
"No, no, we are not some warrior nation. We are just ordinary dark elves." | |
 Anzio |
"Hmm. Dark elves themselves are a rare race that is rarely seen on this continent." | |
| Columbia |
"That's enough chit-chat. First of all, let me give you a proper explanation." | |
| Columbia |
"Part-Dieu, you suspect a scam. However, the chocolate that's out there this time seems to be 'real'. I actually got a sample and did some experiments, and it turns out that if you eat that chocolate, you will definitely fall in love with the person near you... Verified." | |
| Columbia |
"It's like magic. If you doubt it, feel free to try. I've still got a few samples left in case I need them for further investigations." | |
| Saying that, Columbia pulled out a box covered in lovely wrapping paper. Is that the chocolates that has the effect of a love potion or aphrodisiac? | ||
| Anzio |
"Hmm... At first glance, it looks like an ordinary chocolate box." | |
| Columbia |
"Appearance-wise, yes." | |
| Columbia nodded as she carefully peeled off the wrapping paper and shows everyone the chocolates inside. Apparently, there are several heart-shaped chocolates in a box. | ||
| Part-Dieu deftly picked one of them up with her fingers and examined it sullenly. | ||
| Part-Dieu |
"This eh... Really, it looks like just ordinary chocolate." | |
| Saying this, Part-Dieu stuck out her tongue and lightly licked the chocolate. It was a bold move. The fact that the always-accurate Columbia didn't stop her means that a little bit of licking might not be a problem. | ||
| Anzio |
"H-how do you feel, Signorina Part-Dieu!? Are you having an uncontrollable feeling to be in love with someone? Pant pant, is there a yearing in the pit of your stomach for some hot strong love...?☆" | |
| Part-Dieu |
"Why the Hell are YOU aroused...? Hmm, it tastes weird. I mean, it looks like chocolate, but it tastes like a mixture of spices - You know, like curry?" | |
| Blanche |
"Then it's not chocolate, is it? You sure it's not like curry roux or something?" | |
| Carthage |
"Very interesting, I'll have a bite then." | |
| Before we could stop her, Carthage took a chocolate (or curry roux?) out of the box and ate it, apparently driven by intellectual curiosity. Instead of taking a lick, she seemed to have swallowed the whole thing. | ||
| Anzio |
"What are you doing!? How could you be so careless, Signorina Carthage!? Spit that despicable thing out, spit it now!" | |
| Blanche |
"Ahaha. I think she's kinda cute~, Like a petite girl that acts out of pure whim♪" | |
| Anzio |
"Stop smiling, Signorina Blanche, and scold her with me together! This Sister here's worried that Signorina Carthage will make a big mistake one day if she doesn't learn what common sense is!" | |
| Carthage |
"........." | |
| Blanche |
"...Carthage? A-Are you alright? You don't look so good? If you're feeling sick or something, you should go to the washroom or something and throw up--" | |
| Carthage |
"Teacher." | |
| Suddenly, Carthage looked straight at me. Incidentally, I also teach at the academy, but for some reason she stubbornly calls me 'Teacher' instead of 'Conductor'. | ||
| Carthage |
"Teacher, Teacher is teacher, and you're my teacher--" | |
| While mumbling, Carthage suddenly swept my legs over. I was so caught off guard that I couldn't react and tripped, she then straddled on top of me just like that - She breathed hot air on my face. | ||
| Carthage |
"Of course you know this, Teacher. Teachers are obliged to impregnate their cutest students." | |
| Blanche |
"What are you talking about all of a sudden, petite Carthage!?" | |
| Anzio |
"Woah... These chocolates really work like love potions!?" | |
| Ignoring the other's dismays, Carthage started undressing herself. However because she is either so aroused that she can't even remember what she's doing, or perhaps she's too impatient to do so, she just rubs herself against me eagerly, huffing and puffing. | ||
| Carthage |
"I want, I crave... I want a child, I want to bear Teacher's child." | |
| Conductor |
Calm down Carthage!? Snap out of it! | |
| Part-Dieu |
"Mon Frère is right, you dirty savage! The only person who is qualified to bear mon Frère's seed, Is... is me, his one and only soeuuuuur♪" | |
| Conductor |
Et tu, Part-Dieu!? | |
| Blanche |
"Oh right, Part-Dieu licked the chocolate too, didn't she? Just from a single lick and she's like this, that's amazing♪" | |
| Anzio |
"Why are you so calm, Blanche? You have to stop her, or Signore Conductor's chastity is in dangeeer!" | |
| Anzio |
"Yeeeeaah, staaaaahp, my dearest Signore Conductor is being cuckolded by my friends right in front of me...! CYAHAAAHAA, I'M SO AROUSED RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW!☆" | |
| Blanche |
"Wait, isn't it weird that even petite Anzio is getting aroused just from this? Your condition's really a handful, but I guess its as usual?" | |
| Conductor |
Stop talking so casually and stop her, Blanche! And Columbia too! I am a non-combatant, I can't stop Carthage's brute force by myself! | |
| Carthage |
"It's all right, Teacher. Because I really love you, Teacher. This is an act of love, so there's nothing to worry about." | |
| Conductor |
IT'S ANYTHING BUT! And my Iron Injection effect is powering you from our physical contact and is further strengthening your arm strength - GWAAAAAAH! M-M-M-MY SPINE, MY SPINE...! I know this is usually a comedic moment but all I can feel now is the fear of death! | |
| Columbia |
"--Ahahah♪" | |
| Columbia |
"Now do you girls understand now? We have a really dangerous and nasty situation now, this anomaly." | |
| Saying this, Columbia smacked Carthage with her sheathed sword, knocking her unconscious. | ||