Messina |
"I don't think you are aware of what's going on, Signore Conductor. In reality, about a week has passed since you collapsed." |
Conductor |
A week...? I don't feel like it at all. My body is light and my mind works well. In other words, I don't feel any physical or mental decline. |
Messina |
"That's not a surprise. The order of the explanations is messed up, so Conductor's confused, and I'll explain about that later." |
Messina |
"First of all, you need to understand the disease you're diagnosed with." |
Messina |
"Your whole body is slowly turning inorganic - You have a strange disease where a substance similar to iron is replacing you." |
Palermo |
"I've named it 'Iron Poisoning'. I have my reasons for naming it that way, but it doesn't matter now." |
Messina |
"Yes. Iron Poisoning is an unknown disease for which no one knows the cure today. During the past week, doctors, sorcerers, spellcasters, even SSS members with various different abilities--" |
Messina |
"Everyone has tried all they can, but they couldn't even slow down the progression of the disease." |
Palermo |
"Indeed. It's frustrating." |
Palermo |
"I also tried my best alchemy to cure you. Even if I transmute Conductor's body back to its original substance, it soon turns into something iron-like once more." |
Conductor |
So Palermo was able to transmute mere scrap iron into gold and other substances by using alchemy? |
Messina |
"I always thought it would be a great way to make a lot of money." |
Palermo |
"Ah, but of course. That's why my homeland, Ancient Kingdom Sitiria, developed and flourished even though it was an island nation with no resources." |
Catania |
"I don't care about what Dottor's boasting about now, okay~? Instead, do something to save Conduttore!" |
Palermo |
"I-I'm not boasting. I'm just stating the facts." |
Messina |
"Yes. But even with your alchemy, Primaria, you couldn't cure Conductor. No, no one in this world could cure him." |
Palermo |
"Even the former Resistance fighters used all sorts of forbidden techniques, even the great sage, Maestra Termini, couldn't find a cure. In other words, there is no way in the world to cure you." |
Messina |
"That's right... While I don't like to alarm patients too much, it's really a desperate situation." |
Messina |
"So, I also want you to brace yourself with an open mind... Even while we're waiting here, Conductor's whole body was completely replaced by an iron-like substance." |
Conductor |
Again, I don't feel like that at all. |
Messina |
"And that's just as well. I'm finally going to say what I was going to say earlier. Finally, I'm going to say what I was going to say earlier: Conductor right now - your soul has been transferred to 'another body'." |
Catania |
"Conduttore's original body, is that thing! That! Do you see it?" |
Innocently, Catania indicates where, in a corner of the infirmary, sat a lump of metal just the size of an adult man. No way, is that...? |
Palermo |
"Yes, that is the body of the original Conductor. As you can see, you're completely replaced by metal because of the disease." |
Palermo |
"However. You must never be gone, you are the hope of this world. Maestra Termini used a forbidden technique to extract and evacuate only your soul." |
Palermo |
"Now, for the time being, your soul will not be extinguished, Conductor. In other words, even if your body perishes, your conscious will not disappear." |
Conductor |
So, like the immortal great sage Termini, who changed bodies many times and lived for eons, did I survive by inhabiting other bodies in a soul-only state? |
Messina |
"That's what she means. By the way, I don't really think a 'body' is a correct word." |
Palermo |
"Yeah. It was an emergency, and I couldn't prepare any other form of representation, so for the time being, I made Conductor's soul reside in the 'Conductor-kun Doll'." |
Conductor |
What's a 'Conductor-kun Doll'? |
Messina |
"Oh, you didn't know? Huh, I wonder if they didn't ask permission from you? It's a very popular stuffed toy that looks just like Conductor-kun, sold in the women's dormitory's store...?" |
Catania |
"I have one too! It's so cute! Qua qua♪" |
Catania pulled out a stuffed toy from her bag that looked like a super deformed version of myself. |
Conductor |
Its appearance is nothing if not adorable, but I'm concerned about the drool marks, as if someone has sucked on more than one occasion. |
Catania |
"Ehehe. If I can't resist the urge to suck Conduttore, I can suck on this one...♪" |
Conductor |
Well... that kind of thing is up to the individual. You can do whatever you want. |
Catania |
"Yeah? That's good news, Messi♪" |
Messina |
"Eh? W-w-w-why are you telling me this? I'm not the one who sucks on stuffed toys or does anything offensive like that!?" |
Palermo |
"ANYWAY, I think you understand the situation now. Unless we somehow cure the Iron Poisoning and restore your body to its original state--" |
Palermo |
"Conductor, you will spend the rest of your life as a cute stuffed animal." |
Catania |
"Mhm! And spend the rest of your life being cuddled, hugged, kissed and sucked on by us! Eheheh♪" |
Conductor |
That sure sounds like a happy life... though I'm not sure if I can do Iron Injections or drive the Train in this state, and I'd like to return to my original body if I could. |
Palermo |
"I'm sure you would. Here's the thing, Conductor, listen to me carefully." |
Palermo |
"There is a cure for the disease you have, Iron Poisoning. |
Conductor |
Wasn't I told earlier that there is no cure...? |
Palermo |
"That's the thing, in 'today's' world, that's the key word. There was a cure for this disease a long time ago, long before now." |
Palermo |
"It was completely eradicated so long ago that no one living today even knows how to cure it." |
Messina |
"That's right. I don't know why a disease that was supposed to have been eradicated a long time ago has come back and affected you, Signor Conductor." |
Palermo |
"I'm sure that if we unravel the history of the past, we will find a cure. Because we, humanity have already triumphed over this Iron Poisoning once." |
Messina |
"Yeah. But even Maestra Termini must have lived for thousands of years yet didn't know the cure for it... In this day and age, completely, the cure is forgotten and lost." |
Palermo |
"And. Frankly, it's hard to do research and find a cure now. Conductor has a few days left to live - your soul was evacuated in an emergency, but under normal circumstances you'll degrade and lose your self eventually." |
Messina |
"Yeah. She's been reincarnated over and over and over again, and yet it's strange that Maestra Termini maintained her self like nothing. No wonder she's a unique national celebrity." |
Palermo |
"In fact, Maestra Termini is a wonderful person, worthy of the title of the Great Sage. She taught me how to get the lost cure." |
Palermo |
"'If you want to know a cure that was lost a long time ago, maybe you should go to a time line where it hasn't been lost yet'." |
Messina |
"In short, it's about a time slip back to the past. And then we're going to find out what the cure is and bring that knowledge back to the present day." |
Conductor |
I did a time slip the other day with the ancient individual, Udon Thani. But that was something of an accident, and it's not something we actually intended to do. |
Palermo |
"That's the thing, you can. It's just that it's limited and we're reliving events from the past - It's not strictly a true time slip." |
Palermo |
"In the alchemy I've mastered, there is such a secret. I'm going to use it and we're all going to go looking for a cure together from now on." |
Catania |
"Yeah♪ Me, Dottor Palermo, Messi and Conduttore are going together! A long, long time ago!" |
Messina |
"The reason why we're chosen is because Primaria as the caster can only take people who have a strong connection with her to the past." |
Messina |
"While you're usually good friends with me and Nia, I'm surprised you can take Signor Conductor with you, I wonder why?" |
Palermo |
"Eh? D-d-don, don't get me wrong, okay? Just because we have a strong soul bond thanks to the Iron Injection, it doesn't mean I like him!" |
Palermo |
"A-anyway! This is a serious matter, and I'm willing to help!" |
Palermo |
"By the way, we're going to my homeland that was destroyed a long time ago- Ancient Kingdom Sitiria!" |