Character Scenario/A Date at Home

--Suddenly, I'm at Yoshino's room right now.
Why? It's obvious.
Because I love Yoshino. Uoohhhhhh, Yoshino! I want to snatch you by the tail right now!
*WHAM*
...And then Yakutsk kicked me really hard as I passed her through the corridor when I made that joke.
And eventually I was summoned by Ohana. This was the worst - I showed her the invitation signed by Yoshino and she finally let me out of the secret matron's room.
Today I have a date with Yoshino. I have an appointment. That's why I can knock on the door of her room confidently.
--Knock knock.
Yoshino	"Haaai, knock knock. it's Kitsune-san~♪"
Conductor	This is how cute you are. I want to kick the door down and jump on Yoshino right now.
Yoshino	"You don't have to do that, Yoshino won't run away. There's always room for Shashou."
Conductor	......
Conductor	.........
Yoshino	"Shashou? What's wrong, did you get excited by Yoshino's date outfit?"
Conductor	Well, that's the way it's going to be. If I make too much noise, Ohana will come again, so let's go into your room quickly.
Yoshino	"Ooooh- you're so impatient, Shashou. Just so you know, it's not a date at home today."
Conductor	Not a date at home?
Yoshino	"Mhm, it's not a date at home. We can always hang out at home, can't we? So today we're going out a bit further."
Yoshino	"But since you've come all this way, why don't you sit down for a bit? Yoshino got some tasty kuzukiri here."
Conductor	If that's the case, then I don't blame you. It's nice to have kuzukiri.
Yoshino	"Well then, come on in. It's a bit messy because Yakky-tan was here until this morning, but it's fine as the tail hairs are cleaned up."
I was clearly told no, that it wasn't a date at home, but I managed to get inside Yoshino's room by winning mind games.
As soon as I opened the door and stepped inside, her floral, beast-like aroma tickled my nostrils. Ah, this is yosh. Yoshino's nice scent.
Yoshino	"Shashou, you're more aggressive than usual today. Yoshino is wondering if you're in high spirits because you have a date with Yoshino."
Yoshino	"Yoshino, is a bit happy. Shashou is everyone's Shashou, but that's just for work, right?"
Yoshino	"On bedtime, to want Shashou to be my own personal Shashou. It's okay for a girl to feel that way, right?"
Yoshino	"That's what dating is all about, isn't it? Yoshino is not wrong, right?"
Conductor	There's no mistake. I am on leave today and tomorrow just for Yoshino.
Yoshino	"That's good♪ Yoshino can have Shashou all to myself."
Conductor	So, what kind of place is it that Yoshino wanted to go to? We're leaving right away after eating kuzukiri, right?
Yoshino	"Nom nom... Tu jha afuuretto moufu..."
Conductor	Uh, omelette tofu?
Yoshino	"...Weayt ah myunoote, herving otcha faarst."
Yoshino always takes her own pace. She eats kuzukiri alone and drinks tea alone. But that's what makes her so cute.
Yoshino	"Swallowed my food. Okay now."
Yoshino	"Yoshino wants to go to the outlet mall. Heard it's a dreamlike wonderland with lots of rare, valued products."
Yoshino	"Heard that there are all kinds of things there, like Nishiki kimonos, mysterious toys and ancient urns."
Yoshino	"It's a beautiful place with a different charm to an antique market. That's what Karamachi said."
Conductor	That certainly sounds interesting, but where is it? I know most of the shopping malls in the centre of St. Iris, but I've never heard of one like that.
Yoshino	"That outlet mall is in the forest. I heard that it's a place that normal people don't go near because of the Phantom Mist that sometimes occurs there."
Yoshino	"Yoshino wanted to go shopping with you while talking. Let's not waste time here. Shashou, let's get going. It's the start of our outdoor date."
Yoshino took her purse and bag and left her room, humming a tune. In the end, only Yoshino ate the kuzukiri...