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'Welcome to Neverland♪ The fun amusement park~♪' |
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'War, nevermore♪ Disaster, nevermore♪ Tragedy, nevermore♪ Despair, nevermore♪ This is the delightful dreamland - come along everyone, to Neverland♪' |
The singing is very loud. The loud, shrill sound of the song woke me up and brought me back to consciousness. It seems that I have passed out. |
Where am I? I tried to raise myself up to look around, still unable to think straight having just woke up... |
Murmansk |
"Smooch, smooch...♪" |
I was surprised by heat and a strange, unshapely feeling on the top of my head. I hurried checked and found out that Murmansk was sucking on the top of my head with her lips. |
Murmansk |
"Phah.... Sir [Conductor], are you awake? Thank goodness, I was [Worried], you know?" |
Conductor |
No, before that... What exactly are you doing, Murmansk? |
Murmansk |
"Eheheh. I'm sorry, I am giving [Conductor] [Smooches]. I haven't [Gnawed] on [Meat] for a while - I was about to turn fully [Invisible] and disappear." |
Conductor |
I see. I thought you were trying to suck out my brain, Murmansk. |
Murmansk |
"Oh no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not a [Monster], okay? [Brains] are mostly [Fat], so they aren't filling... and they don't [Taste] good either?" |
Would she eat it if it tasted good then? Apparently, Murmansk tends to do rather outlandish things, perhaps because she was born and raised outside of human society. |
Conductor |
From the looks of it, you seem to be in good health and your weapon is still intact, Murmansk - so that's a relief. |
Murmansk |
"Yes, it is. This is a [Memento] of my [Babushka's], so I'm glad I didn't lose it." |
Murmansk smiled and kept her sniper rifle carefully in her arms. When I asked her about it, it seemed that she was the same as me and had just woken up — she didn't really know what's going on. |
Murmansk |
"When I woke up, [Conductor] was near me. I was worried that you couldn't find me anymore if I became [Invisible] and disappear..." |
So that's why she was sucking on my head for the time being. So I guess Murmansk isn't forced to swallow raw meat, but can control her pre-existing 'invisibility' sickness by simply biting and sucking on living things. |
Murmansk |
"But... Where are we? I get [Anxious] when I'm in [Places] I don't know." |
Conductor |
Judging from the circumstances, perhaps the yetis carried us while we're unconscious. I wonder if they intend to use us as preserved food... No, if that's the case, it's strange that they didn't restrain us and let us live. |
Murmansk |
"More than that. Sir [Conductor], Miss [Volklingen] is..." |
As I ponder, Murmansk shyly pointed at my lower abdomen regions. At her prompt, I looked down and found Volklingen sleeping soundly there, hugging me. |
Volklingen |
"Ehehe, mmmh mmh... Papa, I've been waiting for you for so long--" |
Volklingen is talking in her sleep, but I decided to wake her up anyway. Apologies that she's sleeping comfortably - she must have remained conscious until the end of the battle earlier, she may know something we don't. |
Volklingen |
"Muun... Moan, what is it? Papa, let me sleep a little longer--" |
Conductor |
I'm not your papa. |
Volklingen |
"FUHNYEH!? Gah, whe.. what the heck are you doing, Conductor? Cop a feel while I'm asleep? Cop me for real? I know I'm too attractive and you couldn't resist, but there are things you can and can't do..." |
Volklingen |
"--Huh? Where am I? Achoo, it's fucking cold in here!" |
Conductor |
In fact, my body is cold to the core because I've been fainting and not moving for so long. It's a wonder we didn't freeze to death. |
Volklingen |
"Hm-hmph! Me hugging you made you able to keep your body temperature from dropping, didn't it? You should be thanking me! You can reward me, preferably with cash!" |
Conductor |
Then let's make this an offset against the crime of trying to use us as bait to escape from the enemy in the battle just now. That action would get you executed by firing squad in any other army under normal circumstances - don't desert your allies and run away. |
Volklingen |
"Whaaaat~... But honestly, I'm the cutest thing anyone's ever seen." |
Murmansk |
"Heheh. It's true, when [Volklingen] was asleep - she was like a [Baby] and was so affectionate to [Conductor], how cute♪" |
Volklingen |
"Uuuuugh~.... Forget it. It's something I dreamt about when I was a kid." |
Volklingen |
"Aaaahh~, those were the good days... Not only did people not get angry at me for doing what I wanted, they praised me as a good girl just for being alive and well." |